Sunday, February 8, 2009

Sandra Day O'Connor


I have this fantasy of Sandra Day O'Connor, it's in no way dirty, but I am sure many a man has fantasized about nasty ol' Sandra Day. What a cougar! Rar! No my fantasy is like a b-rated horror film where Sandra Day is 60 feet tall and has the body of Godzilla and she comes out of the sea like a kraken from the deep awaken by modern day civilization and being waken up when you are still tired will make anyone cranky but because she is this huge beast monster she is super pissy and so she starts stomping through New York City, because lets face it, that is the only place to attack if you want to be cool and make your business known. So she is stomping around screeching at the top of her Godzilla like lungs and knocking over buildings. The whole nine yards and everyone is screaming and running for their lives, but then one of senate members who is on vacation with his family in NY see's Sandra Day tearing up the place and asserting her power on the lowly people and he rubs his chin because that's what you do when you're thinking hard about something and so he decided to get her into the Supreme Court. Liven things up, get some new blood in, it be good publicity because not only is she a woman, but she is 60 feet tall and has a lizard body. He feels they can get some real work accomplished with a woman like that and as he is thinking all this, the military is finally taking some action and getting their helicopters all equipped with serious artillery but the Senate member rushes over and reveals a plan to get the beast to stop killing massive amounts of people....And the rest as they say is history.

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